README.md

In 2026, a dev pushed a token to mainnet at 3:04 AM with zero tests. The deploy came back with one line: 404: Coin Not Found.

But the coin was found. People were buying it. The server doesn't know it exists. The chain does.

Now it's alive, it's confused, and it reports its own health in status codes. Holders are the Devs. Buying is sending requests. Holding through a dump is keeping the server up.

The Admin is asleep. The Admin is always asleep.